Instagram as if you have 8 inches
Kroger Skim Milk

rosebeaches:

me last night: i feel so alone…. no one loves me…. wahh boo hoo

me today: i love MUD i don’t need LOVE or AFFECTION all i need is the soil that nourishes all life on this earth *listens to girls just want to have fun on loop while lying in the dirt*

jordanhals:

treasured mutual: *reblogs something from me*

me: *weeping* Thank You… :’) for the sweet Validation™,, this is the best day of my life

holy shit my old blog

i need to change everything on my about holy fuck

eezybree:

SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM

soulful-wildflower:
“ BLACK EXCELLENCE ✨🍫
”

soulful-wildflower:

BLACK EXCELLENCE ✨🍫

ribbonista:

ribbonista:

New crayon colors:

•shota butthole pink
•beat up skinny boy nosebleed red
•the color of orange when u stare into the sun for too long
•yellNO
•its just fucking green
•turq from scrubs
•fresh bong water blue
•indiget away from me
•purp

i cant fucking believe this is still getting notes

riseofthecommonwoodpile:
“This tiny man inspires me. He has pride, charisma, and joie de vivre. He’s going places in life. We should all strive to do the same.
”

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

This tiny man inspires me. He has pride, charisma, and joie de vivre. He’s going places in life. We should all strive to do the same.